Monday, March 23, 2009

Driving in China!

Here is a sampling of the 1100 questions on the Chinese driving test. These are ACTUAL test questions. See how well you can answer them:  
 
(1) Among drivers, a driver should: 
a. deliberately underestimate each other 
b. race for “vehicle hero” 
c. learn from each other to make up each other’s deficiencies, help each other and drive safely 
 
(2) When driving and wanting to spit, the driver can: 
a. spit to the road through the window of the vehicle 
b. spit to the waste paper taken with him or her and stop to throw it onto the dustbin 
c. spit to the carpeting 
 
(3) When driving a vehicle in summer, the driver: 
a. can wear slippers 
b. is not allowed to wear slippers for wearing slippers is neither polite nor safe 
c. can wear any shoes as he or she likes 
 
(4) If there is an open wound in the waist such as intestine coming out, you should: 
a. restore it 
b. not treat it 
c. not treat it, but use a bowl or pot to cover it and dress it with cloth strips externally 
 
(5) When driving through the concave-convex transverse road, the driver should shift to the lower gear in advance and _____________ relying on the inertia force: 
a. let two front wheels steadily fall into the bottom of the ditch and then speed up to drive up the ditch 
b. sway the steering wheel leftward and rightward to drive down and up the ditch and then speed up to drive 
c. drive down and up the ditch and then speed up to drive 
 
(6) During his or her driving, the driver: 
a. can smoke 
b. can smoke in small amount when he or she feels spiritually fatigue 
c. is not allowed to smoke 
 
(7) When driving at night in summer, the driver should pay attention to the ________ who are enjoying the cool on either side, road embankment and bridge and carefully prevent injuring anybody. 
a. vehicles 
b. relaxing persons 
c. stuff 
 
(8) If there is a bicycle rider clinging to the motor vehicle, the motor vehicle driver then should: 
a. speed up to get rid of him or her 
b. stop at once 
c. stop steadily 
 
(9) When having a dispute with others, a driver should: 
a. fling abuses 
b. patiently offer an explanation and not bring any negative mood to driving 
c. drive in a fit of pique 
 
(10) When driving through the section of road where tooting is not forbidden, the driver should: 
a. toot as usual 
b. increase the volume of tooting 
c. try to toot as less as possible not to affect the routine of others 

 

1 comment:

Celi said...

Ok some of those are histerical!!! Where did you find that? :)